Spoony

The king of Damcyan, Spoony (also known as Edward or Gilbert Chris von Muir)is a character of Final Fantasy II/IV that was often considered the weakest and most useless character in the history of Final Fantasy, and lives up to this claim in the comic. He was hiding behind a pillar when Bob arrived in the world of Final Fantasy II/IV, and became touched by the Shard of Tears when Bob briefly revealed it to Rydia, and in the resulting time of illness realized that his life was part of a video game. He became bitter by this fact, and became the Drab Lord in order to better serve the Sovereign of Sorrow and to get his personal revenge on Cecil Harvey, who during the course of the game was controlled by Alex to give him the nick-name Spoony and is killed at the first opportunity. Alex claims that this was in order to improve the experience gain for the others in the party at the time. He is currently at the Ant Lion's Den with Cecil And Rosa, who are paralyzed and incapacitated respectively. He would get his revenge against Cecil if it wasn't for the sad fact that Cecil's stats, in particular his evade, is so high in comparison to Spoony's accuracy that it's virtually impossible for the Drab Lord to hit him.

Has very low stats and can only carry one item in his inventory, outside of his equipment.

Abilities
Attacks using harps. Can use sing command. Automaticly hides when low on HP. He was granted the Song of Sorrow after being touched by the Shard of Tears, but the effects are as of now unsure. What is known is that Spoony can now use knives in addition to harps to attack.